This may be the worst way to discover your bike has been stolen.
From the police report:
— Advertisement —
Thief steals Cervelo from storage unit, replaces it with an actual pile of crap
By
| Posted
Related posts:
— Advertisement —
Arriving in August. Preorder now.
Latest stories
- CPSC should eliminate outdated child coaster brake mandate
- 10 more people file claims against city over Ballard Missing Link injuries
- Watch: An analysis of the 2015 Ride the Ducks tragedy on the Aurora Bridge
- North U Bridge project is a huge opportunity for a safer and better-connected U District + Survey
- My book release party is August 28 at Elliott Bay Book Company
- Ballard Ave changes should make it a little easier to bike southbound
- Alert now-Spring 2024: I-90 Trail detour in Factoria
- MLK Jr Way bike lane construction to start in fall, includes crosswalk improvements at Rainier Ave intersection
Got a tip? Email Tom.
Get posts via email
Shorts
Join the Seattle Bike Blog Supporters
Supporters receive endless love in addition to the satisfaction of knowing you helped power independent bike news in the Seattle area. Please consider supporting the site financially if you are able, starting at $5 per month:
Bike Events Calendar
Aug
12
Sat
9:00 am
Bike the 2 Line Stub
@ Enatai Beach Park
Bike the 2 Line Stub
@ Enatai Beach Park
Aug 12 @ 9:00 am
Ride to check out future light rail stations in Bellevue & Redmond that may open early as part of a starter line being proposed. We’ll ride at casual (10-12 mph average on flats) pace, wait … Read more
10:00 am
Friends on Bikes 2nd Saturday Ri…
Friends on Bikes 2nd Saturday Ri…
Aug 12 @ 10:00 am – 12:00 pm
Friends on Bikes2nd Saturday Ride Series– – – ✨🌸 SPRING HAS SPRUNG 🌸✨And we are ready to roll into the sunshine. Starting April 9th, join us every second Saturday, late mornings for no-drop, snack-forward, and friendly … Read more
10:00 am
Little Brook Neighborhood Cleanup
Little Brook Neighborhood Cleanup
Aug 12 @ 10:00 am – 11:00 am
Monthly 2nd Saturday Neighborhood Cleanup. If you want to help with cutting vegetation, bring your own good gloves and tools. We have yard waste bags, grabbers, yellow bags for trash, light weight gloves and vests.And, as … Read more
Aug
13
Sun
9:00 am
Mt Baker Hub Alliance 2nd Sunday…
Mt Baker Hub Alliance 2nd Sunday…
Aug 13 @ 9:00 am – 12:00 pm
Every month volunteers gather to collect garbage and help beautify our neighborhood. On average, we collect about 15 bags of garbage per clean up, which means 1,000’s of small pieces of plastic that do not … Read more
Aug
14
Mon
6:00 pm
Central Seattle Greenways’ month…
@ Zoom
Central Seattle Greenways’ month…
@ Zoom
Aug 14 @ 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm
To receive the Zoom link and meeting agendas, visit Central Seattle Greenways’ website at http://centralseattlegreenways.com to subscribe to our Google Group or email us at centralse[email protected]
— Advertisements —
Latest on Mastodon
Loading Mastodon feed…
Comments
10 responses to “Thief steals Cervelo from storage unit, replaces it with an actual pile of crap”
What tests did they run to verify that it was human?
I’m guessing this is not what the responding officers imagined they would be doing when they entered the academy.
Sure this wasn’t just the owners statement “Aw..cr*p!”
Poop has DNA in it. This American Life had a segment a while ago about some subdivision HOA that required homeowners to submit DNA samples from their dogs, so that any non-picked-up scat could be identified and the responsible pet owner fined.
Sounds like a pretty good trade for a Cervelo.
DNA tests cost less than a new Cervelo. Just saying.
I don’t think human feces is full of human cells.
Also, with DNA testing you need a suspect to test against. So if the victim has a neighbor that can’t quite keep up with him on the Tour de Interurban Trail…
It’s a Cérvelo. I’m surprised he noticed a difference in appearance and ride quality.
Um… fail. It’s Cervélo. :=)
… but +1 on the comment!