This may be the worst way to discover your bike has been stolen.
From the police report:
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Thief steals Cervelo from storage unit, replaces it with an actual pile of crap
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10 responses to “Thief steals Cervelo from storage unit, replaces it with an actual pile of crap”
What tests did they run to verify that it was human?
I’m guessing this is not what the responding officers imagined they would be doing when they entered the academy.
Sure this wasn’t just the owners statement “Aw..cr*p!”
Poop has DNA in it. This American Life had a segment a while ago about some subdivision HOA that required homeowners to submit DNA samples from their dogs, so that any non-picked-up scat could be identified and the responsible pet owner fined.
Sounds like a pretty good trade for a Cervelo.
DNA tests cost less than a new Cervelo. Just saying.
I don’t think human feces is full of human cells.
Also, with DNA testing you need a suspect to test against. So if the victim has a neighbor that can’t quite keep up with him on the Tour de Interurban Trail…
It’s a Cérvelo. I’m surprised he noticed a difference in appearance and ride quality.
Um… fail. It’s Cervélo. :=)
… but +1 on the comment!